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[fartbunnies]

What: Sakamoto brings an unusual guest to one of his events.
Where: Gintama-verse, Edo, a fancy banquet hall
When: When these two are on standby.
Who: Tatsuma Sakamoto (alcohololic) and Katsura Kotarou (keepcalmandbomb)

Comments

[keepcalmandbomb]

[ Ow, a punch right in the feels. For a moment, he's ready to forget all those times Sakamoto swindled him out of something in their youth. Instead, he folds his arms and nods smugly. ]

Exactly. I want you to let that sink in real well; you couldn't afford me.

[ uh Zurako who died and made you the queen of courtesans? ]

[ but then there's an encouraging smile ]

And yet, here I am. Do you understand what this means?

[kaihentai]

[He raises a brow at that. Okay, K*ty P*rry.

"That you're being an asshole?"

But he keeps his mouth shut. Sakamoto is a diplomat, after all.]

I'm not sure!

[And here, he opens his palms and holds his hands up, moving his fingers emphatically. Jazz hands, jazz hands!]

Surprise me!

[keepcalmandbomb]

It means I'm here because I want to be.

[ pause ]

And then you have to go and ruin my moment!

[ And she swats away at his perm with her fan. The hits are harder than it may sound. ]

I was trying to compliment you, bastard! Do you have any idea how embarrassing it is to get it shot down? Should I use dynamite to clean your ears, huh?