A fun night out

[fartbunnies]

Who: Sakamoto and She-Hulk
What: A girl finally wants to bang him. And will. Physically, there shall be bruising.
Where: A bar in space

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[kaihentai]

Men from all walks of life have strange fetishes.

[Nodding solemnly, perhaps he has one of the strangest fetishes of all, especially for a man. Although it isn't a fetish exactly, he's most fond of intimacy, sweetness.

Vanilla sex, despite his masochistic tendencies. He'd never ask for that kind of thing in a brothel, usually it comes with much more attachment than that, especially because any evening spent with a woman of the night was inconsequential. He was one of a million to them, not one in a million.]

Every country, every planet. Believe me! I know.

[A beat.]

Did you say you were a lawyer? Because I could really use one of those...

[glamazonian]

[ She-Hulk laughs. ] I don't want to know how you know...

[ Taking an impressive swig of her drink, she gives a knowing look over the rim of her glass. Perhaps, while she's waiting for some kind of rescue out in the middle of bum fuck nowhere, it wouldn't hurt to have some fun. This guy's kind cute, after all.

She'll ignore his question for now. Wasn't it a roommate of hers back in college who once told her she worked too much? ]

Or do I?

[ Eyebrow waggle. ]

[kaihentai]

[Did she waggle her eyebrows at him first?]

Can you smell money from far away?

[That's got to be the only reason. This man practically cockblocks himself.]

[glamazonian]

[ That's a strange question. Is it because she's green? It has to be because she's green. ]

Do I look like that kind of woman to you?

[ Because honestly, she has more money than she knows what to do with! ]

[kaihentai]

[No, it's just because women usually sleep with him seeking some kind of payment.]

Oh, no! You look lovely.

[And he sheepishly runs a hand through his hair, unsure if the heat he can feel in his cheeks is from the alcohol or something else.]

[glamazonian]

Guilty as charged.

[ "Get it? Get it? It's a court reference," she thinks. Ah, she knows only the muns can read what goes on between the brackets, much less her mind, but they're likely the only ones who will even be able to tolerate her lameness. ]

You don't look so bad yourself. What brings you to a seedy lil' place like this? I'm She-Hulk, by the way.