I do have experience with tentacles, although they were wrapped around my ribcage as I was being dragged under the sand. Feeling myself lose consciousness wasn't much of a turn-on, as you can imagine. I saw the light at the end of the tunnel but luckily I came scrambling back. I can't look at that kind of fodder without wanting to gag or cower in fear, anymore.

[He winces a little.]

Please don't point. That's rude.